Why is this news?

I'm REALLY sick to death of the media. Why on earth is this or this even NEWS? I mean really, this is just ridiculous. Both of those articles were on the FRONT PAGE of CNN. Hey, dumbasses, we're having the worst economy in God knows how long and THIS is news? Are you people insane?

This just proves that the media will prostitute themselves to that dumbass we have taking power in a month or so. What the fuck do I care what Michelle Obama wears? What the fuck do I care if she's 'urban chic' or 'baglady suave'?

Yeah, I know I go on about Obama, but really, America, take a look at the coverage he gets and think about it. It's ridiculous. I mean you know who else had a cult of personality like this? And was what HE did good for his country? No.

I swear someone needs to beat some sense into America.

You know what's so funny.....?

Men,we really need to unite and put a stop to the bullshit the women put us through. They really think that because we like having sex with them, that they can control our lives. Sorry, but it doesn't work that way. At least for me. So, you've got a vagina. Big deal. You aren't the only one with a vagina. And there is NO law that says I can't find another one out there.

Stop 'being in love' and just hit it. Get over the emotional crap and screw 'em and change them like socks. The love part is nothing more than a way for a woman to THINK she can control you by controlling the poon. No more. I'll not put up with it, nor will I let some stupid, halfwit female bully me with it. You can't stop me because you don't know where I'm getting it from.

So there.

Ladies, get a grip. Sure sex is great. And it's a decent weapon to use, but trying to use will only make us look elsewhere. There is absolutely no way around that fact. Try talking to us, not dictating terms like Hitler to the Poles. And you know who I'm talking to, don't you?

Obama's an idiot.

He says he has had NO contact with Gov. Blowjobovich? Right. What a dipshit. Now I know why he's brown. He's totally full of shit. When will the world learn Obama shouldn't even be cleaning windows muchless run this country? I mean look at how corrupt Illiois is? Are you kidding me?

Well, I gotta say, you idiots voted his stupid ass in, not me. Once my countdown timer is done, I'm going to add a new one for how long it takes before we're either attacked by terrorists, he attacks someone else, or he gets his ass impeached. :)

What is it with women?

I mean really, what is it with them? It's insane how they act. I am having surgery on Friday, and the only person I want at the surgery is my mother. No, not because I'm a Momma's Boy (Although I am to a point, I love my mother. I was there when she needed me most.), but because I will need someone to drive me home afterwards since I'm having my feet operated on to fix some bone spurs.

Now, my girlfriend gets ALL cheesed off because I 'didn't want her there'. Which isn't true. I do want her there. But, then again, I don't. I just want to have the surgery and then get the hell out of dodge. So, for the last 2 days she's been griping at me about this. I told all my family to stay away too. I don't like being hounded right after surgery, so let me resst and get over it and then come ask me how I"m doing. Not just AFTER the fact. Damn. What's so hard about that? No one is happy about it, but they understand. Except for the gf. So, after much wailing and gnashing of teeth, I relent. And guess what, NOW she says she doesn't want to go! What the fuck? Are you serious? You bitch and moan about it and then DON'T go when I say you can? Why bother? Just because you're a damn woman and you think you can get away with it? I think not, dear.

This isn't how the game is played in my world. I've had my fill of psychotics and bitches, so you can hop the next bus outta Dodge if you are going to be that way. I don't need that bullshit. Not now, not ever. If you are mad, be mad, the get the FUCK over it. Don't hound me about 'why don't you want me there?' when I tell you time and again, I don't want anyone there, and then tell me you don't want to go anyway. Obviously, some women are convinced that we'll put up with almost anything for a piece of ass, but I gotta tell ya. Not this one. I can use my hand. It won't piss me off, or pull some bullshit stunt like yesterday. AND I don't have to take it out for dinner just to get some.

So, dear, take it elsewhere. Find some other schmuck you can con. I have lived without a woman in my life before, I can do it again. And at this stage in my life, I'm not sure that's a BAD thing.

Yeah, I've had enough....

Can someone PLEASE explain to me how that IDIOT Obama gets a nice neat little placard in front of his podium for the 5 million press conferences he has (I hear he's doing one the next time he takes a dump) that says 'OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT ELECT'. Are you SHITTING ME? There's no such office, he's not EVEN the President-elect yet. Not until the Electoral College do their thing next week.

My God, this is ridiculous. The media coverage is beyond HYPE, it's outta control. Seriously. No one should take this man seriously if he stands up there with that stupid placard on his podium. What kind of insufferably arrogant egomaniac does that? This just proves that someone has given this man a God complex. Sadly, the American people are the ones that will suffer for his arrogance. He's NOT the second coming of Christ, he WILL NOT change the world as he claims. He WILL NOT even change America. It will be the same old shit in Washington, only, I believe the hype is SO high for this dimwit, that when the American people wake up from this illusion, they will turn on him (and all politicians) and do what is necessary for America to be strong again.