What burns my ass....

Wanna know what really BURNS my ass? (Yeah there's a lot of things, but this is a biggie.) People constantly mounted on their own moral soapbox looking down their self righteous noses at the 'commoners'. Who do these people think they are? Who are THEY to judge ME? And why do they get their panties in a wad when I blow them off like so much chaff? Idiots. All of them.

For instance, I have a friend of mine who asked me if I had my green on for St. Patricks's Day. I told her no, that I was Irish and that I was exempt because of that. She sneered and said 'that doesn't make you exempt. I have a shirt on that says 'I'm not Irish, but kiss me anyway!'. Fucking dumbass. So, I told her I have a button in my car that says 'Fuck me, I'm Irish!', but that I didn't wear it in the office. She PROCEEDS to tell me 'That's not right or nice.' She does this shit to me all the time, talking about praying and God help her this and God help her that. When she left her husband for another man and now is 'single' and has a different guy over almost every night. And she wants to talk down to ME? Are you KIDDING ME?

Nothing is more annoying than a self righteous moral drum beater who think they are beyond reproach themselves and are morally more bankrupt than anyone else alive. Morons. Step down off your high horse, act like a human being and stop being so damn smug, because it WILL come back to bite you in the ass. I promise you that.