Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Year End awards

Is it just me or do I suck at this? I'm too busy to write out my bills much less this silly blog. But enough of my bitching. Time for some end of the year awards for the most insane acts of 2005.

1. Most overhyped topic: Intelligent Design. Does this even make sense? Some 'higher power' designed the Earth. Okay, most Christians ASSUME the bonehead that agrees with this will believe it's GOD. But it could be Neptune or Ares just as well. Or even better, Groucho Marx. Sheesh.

2. Most annoying moment: ANYTHING doing with Jessica/Nick, Britney/Kevin or Brad/Jennifer. What a freaking stupid waste of time and paper discussing these useless wastes of carbon. Can we PLEASE move on to something less stupid?

3. Complete waste of my time: Anything Politically Correct. (See Intelligent Design above) Also the whole Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays nonsense. Did I suddenly fall into a country that got real stupid real fast? What's with this bull of having the OFFENDED minority tell the MAJORITY what to do? Screw you people, grow up or get out. We don't need your crap here.

4. Music of the year: None. Have you listened to the garbage they play now? I've heard cats in blenders make better music. Hip hop? More like 'hip slop'. You wonder why records aren't selling? Could it be they are shoving total CRAP down our throats? Oh no, it's downloading! Morons.

5. High point of year: Getting my new job. I love my job. It pays well and I work with a great group of people. I mean they put up with me after all. Check it: http://www.ercbroadband.org for those who care.

If I think of any others I'll be sure to post them. But that's my bitch session for today. Stay tuned, I may post tomorrow as well. :D